Sunday 13 April 2014

TAKE A BUNCH OF COMPLETE WANKERS



who are utterly useless at (almost) anything. Completely unskilled at (almost) anything. Utterly unproductive. Utterly useless. Fundamentally ‘parasites’.

How are they going to live?

 They do have ONE skill: The ability to manipulate.
 
So, they find some thugs. Skill = Weaponry, Brain = Pea sized.
 
They promise these thugs ‘the Earth’ if they will do what the Manipulators tell them.
 
They split the thugs in to two groups.
 
The first group of thugs ride into a village. They pick someone productive e.g. the Blacksmith.
 
They turn the Blacksmith’s place over.
 
The Blacksmith is skilled at making swords, but unskilled at actually using them. He’s big & beefy, but he (alone) has little chance.
 
A week later the Manipulators ride in. They see the situation, and propose an EQUITABLE solution:
 
 
 
The Blacksmith pays them (in some way or other … for example makes some swords for them), and they say that these will be used by “the Manipulators’ friends” … to protect the village. (The ‘friends’ are, of course, the second group of thugs).
 
Thus a Protection Racket has been born.
 
Scale it up.
 
Keep scaling it up, until you will eventually reach ‘today’.
 
Remember how it started:
 
 
Take a bunch of complete wankers …
… who are utterly useless at (almost) anything. 
 
Completely unskilled at (almost) anything. Utterly unproductive. Utterly useless.
 
Fundamentally ‘parasites’.
 
How are they going to live?
 
Answer: Become a Member of Parliament, thereby  maintaining the Protection Racket.
 
Fuck Em All !

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